Sunday, February 04, 2007

wah... my first time siazz!! dun think wayward!!

sunday morning, during cny period, my house almost kena burglar-ed siaz!! about 8+ morning, while i still sleeping, i heard the doorbell pressed 3 times.. i thot the usual newspaper vendor came for payment.. n wld leave if no response. so i din bother waking up, as usually mum wld open the door n entertain them. but mum was out for work.

but no loh!!! after no response, i dozed off, n later i heard the doorbell again!! tis tiem, i suspect something is wrong n got up.. i silently left my room n went to see if any1 is still at the void deck. true.. got someone leaning at the corridor. my sis oso came out from her room, n told mi wat happened.. she oso noticed tat the person kept presing the bell. she wondered if the person is an unwelcomed relative of ours, thus she din have further action.

so i monitored him, until he pressed the bell again.. he's a stranger! n wat's more, he even tried to open the main door siazz!!! u knw, conventional flats got the gate, n the door.. gate is locked (phew!) n luckily the main door oso locked!! so his attempts to open door was futile. but he tried opening not jus once, but a few times loh!! so brave! when his identity is confirmed to be stranger, i wanna call the police (my first response lol), but sis said to open door n ask wat he wan.

so i opened door n he said he's there to repair pc.. n i told him we nvr called anyone. he den started looking into our hse.. n said he was here yesterday n was talking to the boss. but i asked him for the name, n he cant give oso. later he even asked for the floor siazz!! when he knw he cant get anything, he left..

we den decided to call police.. nw.. tis is the SAD part...

cos later when police came, i opened the door, the 2 male police saw mi, n greeted mi.. 1 sec later, they saw mi sis, n started asking her instead.. wahhhhh, i really look so kiddy to them meh?!??!? anyway, none r good lookers, so forget abt them..

haha.. later, i started to think back... the burglar mentioned he repair pc.. let's say, if i skilled in taekwondo or karate, n the burglar loooks good, i may jus invite him in... the story follows:

he say he repair pc.. so i let him in. when he's in, but din act yet, i'll look the door first. if he threatens, i'll kick him aside n lock the door. after locking...

scene 1: he dun act yet.
i invite him in n lead him to a room, but he suddenly bring out his knife, den i subdue him n say, "i'm a karate expert, u think u can win mi? i let u in, cos u r cute. nothign here need repair". he surely stunned.. but too bad, no way leave the plc.. den i force him to strip n have fun lol...

scene 2: he threatens mi.
i invite him in, but before i lock the door, he pulls out his knife. so i push/kick him away locks the door n repeat the line above..

wahahaha...

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ok, forget abt the kinky stuff. discussed wif my sis, n realised a few lessons to be learnt:
1) the person is nt smart enuff to say he repair pc. cos we can easily call to chk.
2) we shld always call the authorities to verify his identity. wat's more, he came up without any prior apptmt.
3) when we checking him out, the door shld nt open entirely. shld b ajar...

haha, maybe i was not awake enuff siazz

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